I am the tastiest bagle you will ever eat. Now you're probably thinking; "What the hell? Isn't it spelled bagel?" Yes, but that is for a regular old New York style bagel. You see, I'm actually so delicious and tasty that scientist had to rename me. I actually killed one scientist on accident because I was so tasty and all. He bit right into me and BAM him head exploded from the shear tastiness. Anyways I just want to let you know this. Please try not to make eye contact, it rubs my creme the wrong way if you know what I mean. In that case stare at me ALL NIGHT LONG.